QUOTES

"I'M SURPRISED YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MY HEAD SPIN AROUND AND FIRE COME OUT OF MY MOUTH AT THIS POINT."

JACKIE GLASS

DISTRICT JUDGE IN THE O.J. SIMPSON TRIAL, EXPRESSING HER FRUSTRATION AT FIGHTING AMONG LAWYERS FROM BOTH SIDES THAT THREATENED TO DERAIL THE PROCEEDING AS IT WAS ABOUT TO END.

"THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A MOB MUSEUM NOR HAVE I BEEN THERE."

T-SHIRT SLOGAN

UNVEILED WEDNESDAY, FOR THE LAS VEGAS MUSEUM OF ORGANIZED CRIME AND LAW ENFORCEMENT, SCHEDULED TO OPEN DOWNTOWN IN 2010.

"THIS IS A MAJOR GARDEN."

KEN ELGAN

ESMERALDA COUNTY SHERIFF ON MORE THAN 12,700 MATURE MARIJUANA PLANTS AUTHORITIES RECENTLY REMOVED FROM A REMOTE CANYON IN THE BOUNDARY PEAK WILDERNESS, 250 MILES NORTHWEST OF LAS VEGAS.

"I BELIEVE VEGAS NOW GETS 30 PERCENT OF ITS ENERGY FROM THE HEAT GENERATED BY CRUSHED SOULS."

STEPHEN COLBERT

ON COMEDY CENTRAL'S "THE COLBERT REPORT," MOCKING BETTE MIDLER'S EXPLANATION OF WHY HER STEADY GIG AT CAESARS PALACE IS BETTER FOR THE EARTH THAN TOURING.

Blogs

• HEAVY PEDAL: Remembering the great Paul Newman.

• ONLINE GUY-TIDBITS: Palin searches go "nucular."

• THE BOOK NOOK: "Sweatheart" deal: Murder and lots of it.

Multimedia

• DONNY AND MARIE: reviewjournal.com/media/video/donny_marie.html

• REBELS: reviewjournal.com/media/slideshow/unlv_csu/

• LOAFING: reviewjournal.com/media/video/policedog.html

• PRICEY FORECLOSURE: reviewjournal.com/media/slideshow/expensive_foreclosure

• M LIGHTSHIP:reviewjournal.com/media/video/lightship.html

• JIM DAY CARTOON: reviewjournal.com/media/video/jimday_100208.html